Hello and Welcome ?

Yep, Here's another person who thinks

maybe, possibly, that you give 2 shits

about some person that you've never met

and most likely never will.  But ah hell

that's besides the point, I am bored and

need an outlet for my personal experience,

stupidity and other random blurbs, not

only that, but the added fact that

this gives me a chance to brush up

on my html and shit... read on if ya

like, oh ... I'm Tyler, pleased to meet

you?

7/28

Ah, Tis friday... Toilets Cleaned: 2. Friday night, all dressed up and nowhere to go.

Well, ok, a friend is having a party, but I really don't feel like going over to her house.

She kinda sucks. It's one of those friendships that started out fine, then I discovered

that she is annoying and not trustworthy. Oh well, maybe if I go I can get my CD back.

She's had it for almost half a year and in my world, that is punishable by death. Oh I also

have added my bio page, it's not complete and if ya'll can give me some suggestions on

what else to add, please do. Think maybe tonight a good night to do some artistic shit

it's been a while since I have drawn anything, and now that my hand is healed from the

fan incident, it won't be painful.  Lesson learned: when you're 3 sheets to the wind,

don;t stick your hand in the wind machine.

Uh... hah!

If I drop the funk... pick it up get a mop we're all funked

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7/26

Another day, another dollar.  Toilets cleaned: 8. Work blows and my horiscope is once

again sorta right and sorta wrong.  I'm saving money, like I should, by sitting in my

room and doing pointless bullshit.  But the love thing is all wrong.  Well, here, you

read it:

Aries

The Sun is in Leo and the Moon is going from
Taurus into Gemini. You're headed for a
wonderful day. You're lucky, your attitude is
excellent, and besides that, you're awesomely
good-looking. You may not be interested in making money,
but you might be interested in making time - the romantic
kind. Go for it.

Ok, let's pick this to shreds. If cleaning poop splatters and shower drains for $6.85

an hour is wonderful, I must be a bit behind the times. My attitude was... good I suppose

under the cirtcumstances. The good looking part is ok, I'll admit, I can be a bit narcisitic

vane and self absorbed at times. I should be, I am an only child and an Aries, they fule

the fire. Making money, well, I am interested, but not doing janitorial work. I need to

get real paid. As for making time, Hell yeah, but who? I can think of lotsa gals I'd make

time for.  Most of them are too far away or just nice to look at and hellish to spend time

with.  I call the hellish ones 'lunachicks'.  One lunachick I would make time for likes

clear the hell in the Netherlands. So to all you semi sane, gals out there, here I am, take

me.  Oh, and no vegetarians. over and out.

As if the sad state of this page isn't proof enough, here's a damn sign for more emphasis

I am workin' on lots of physical stuff right now like layout and flashy graphics, and

tryin to add some content while I'm at it... we'll see how that goes.  I am most likely

going to invest in a domain and a real hosting service as soon as money allows, I really

don't care for these free hosting services. Oh well. 

    ....coming soon, my bio and info and shit....

7/20  Microwave Mayhem!

Just in case any of ya'll ever decide to microwave soap, don't.  I was in my place

of work today, and as usual, i was scrubbing up bathrooms and doing janitor stuff.

(I'm working at the dorms for the summer in Milwaukee) The work sucks, and so does

the pay, but being a college student with no real work skills, it pays my bills.

I have to find my fun where I can when I am at work. Finding fun at work is generally

pretty destructive, but I think today was one of my more painful forays into

work place fun.  As I scrubbed the tile shower walls with my doodle bug (that's

what 3M calls their shower scrubbers, no joke) I noticed that the last inhabitant left

their soap behind, it was a bar of blue happy zest, and it was barely used.  I hate

it when people are wasteful, so I felt it was my duty to put the soap to use. I left

the bathroom and went into the lounge.  Throwing the soap against the wall was

very tempting, but our crew had just cleaned the lounge. That would have been

counter productive.  I looked across the lounge at the microwave.  Little devil

Tyler appeared on my shoulder and dug the points of his pitchfork into my neck.

I knew what needed to be done, the soap needed to be prepared properly, after all

we all know uncooked soap carries deadly salmonila bacteria.  So I placed the bar of

soap into the "radio range" and closed the door. Two minutes seemed resonable

for a portion on that size.  I set the timer, hit start and resumed scrubbin piss

off of toilets. I kinda forgot I put the soap in the microwave and a couple minutes

later, I heard the west tower smoke alarms.  I was rather concerned, so I went into

the lounge.  The microwave was leaking white smoke and upon opening the door all the

burnt soap fumes quickly vacated and filled the room.  Now, I am sure you have all had

soap in your eyes once or twice, well, liquid soap is all well and good, but when

the fumes are in your lungs, on your tongue, and in your eyes, it's a bit unbearable,

especially since you can't rinse it out.  My co-workers complained on the smell and 

burning eyes, and I tried hard not to laugh.  As far as chaos is concerned, I'll

give it a 6, but it kinda sucked in the end.